David Matthew Noris is a 53-year-old junior programmer who enjoys travelling, checking news stories against Snopes and jigsaw puzzles. He is stable and entertaining, but can also be very unfriendly and a bit unfriendly.
He is American who defines himself as bisexual. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with gangnam style.
Physically, David is in good shape. He is short with bronze skin, copper hair and blue eyes. He has a monobrow.
He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.
He is currently married to Sol Eliza Scott. Sol is the same age as him and works as a lawyer.
David has five children with wife Sol: Charlene aged 9, Wilfred aged 13, Adrian aged 19, Sami aged 22 and Eliot aged 29.
David's best friend is a junior programmer called Arlo Edwards. They have a very firey friendship. He also hangs around with a junior programmer called Stella O'Doherty. They enjoy bargain hunting together.